The other day, my friend and I were out golfing on a beautiful pristine golf course in southern Utah. We were really enjoying the cooler weather and the beautiful red rock scenery that day. My friend was on a work retreat, and he invited me to come along as his plus one since his wife didn’t like golf and his brother was out of town. I hate to admit it, but the day was going in his favor, and he was out shooting everyone in our small group. His boss and several other coworkers were playing with us on that perfect Saturday afternoon. My friend had a large grin on his face as he putted his ball into the hole, giving him a birdie, and setting him far into the lead.

He patted his old boss on the back and said, “It’s a good thing we didn’t bet money on this game, or I’d have already sent you to the poor house!”

His boss laughed and replied, “If you’d put as much time into your work as you do into your golf game, you’d have my job by now!”

We all chuckled at that last burn and I decided it was time to strike. After we arrived at the next hole, I opened up my buddy’s bag and switched out a few of his golf balls with some of my “special” ones when he wasn’t paying attention. He opened his bag, grabbed a golf ball, and prepared to send it down the range. I chuckled and got my camera phone ready, preparing for the ensuing hilarity. He hit the golf ball as best he could… and nothing strange happened. It flew high into the air and very possibly landed on the green. I was utterly confused at that point. I realized that he must have just grabbed one of the regular balls still in his bag. I put my camera phone away, and decided I’d just have to wait until the next hole.

The old boss prepared to hit his ball now. Just then I realized that the bag he had grabbed a ball from was not his own. Apparently he and my buddy had been sharing their ball bag the entire game. I tried to stop him before he could hit it, but I was too late. The moment the driver came into contact with the ball, it exploded into a cloud of dust! To add to my horror, the wind picked it up in just the right way, and blew all the gag golf ball dust right into the poor geezer’s face. All of us stood frozen and wide eyed, as the boss coughed and spat. He looked at us confused and unsure. Then he burst out laughing. We all joined in, and I apologized while pointing at my friend and saying,

“I’m so sorry, that ball was meant for him! I swear!” This caused even louder fits of laughter.

He brushed off the dust, offered me a job, and then proceeded to fire me in that same instant. We enjoyed the rest of the afternoon golfing and wearily checking all of our golf balls for any more fakes. It wasn’t what I had intended, but the prank ended up just as good as I’d hoped it would be. My only regret was that I didn’t have my camera out and rolling.

I got “The Golfer’s Box of Tricks” from Noveltees Company! There are so many more funny jokes, funny pranks, and funny presents you get at NoveltiesCompany.com! Come visit our website, and like us on facebook for special offers and product updates! Noveltees Company: Bringing you a world of fun!

Start shopping for Christmas before it is to late. All the malls and stores are full of people shopping now. Its a great time to stock up on our toys and novelties.

Gag items sell great this time of year. For stocking stuffer and gag for the kids moms and dads, Don't forget to look at our tie dyed hoodies they are great for the whole family. We have sizes to fit about anyone. Its also time to take a look at our party favors and party supplies for the new years parties. We carry a large variety of party glasses and disco mirror balls. Don't forget to sign up for our mailing list to receive free gift offers , specials and coupons.  We will also let you know first about our closeouts and special offers.

Some of the top selling novelty items are the farting golf ball, and our perfect instant smile billy bob teeth, light up 2015 eye glasses, and toy machine guns.

Let's face it. Almost everyone has some sort of cell phone device.

We have any sort of accessories that fit...

Iphone 5-6

Iphone 3-4

Micro Usb ... Android/smart phone

Samsung SS, Note 3

We have individual bags of assorted colors!

We also carry stylus pens as well as auxiliary cords.

CHARGERS, wall chargers, car chargers.

So much to choose from and so many colors.

We have 2 different types of display racks with accessories.

They come already filled!

Than we carry the bags you can restock your tower!

Don't miss out! These are going fast!

You can keep them on the counter at your store so people can see them.

Another hot product we carry is the power bank with the 3 in 1 cord connected.

Charge any phone from anywhere.

All you have to do is plug it in and let it charge, than its good to go anywhere for about 3 full phone charges! Wow!

These are perfect to resale for gifts! People love these colored phone accessories with such a great price!

Check them all out here 

http://www.noveltiescompany.com/collections/cell-phone-accessories

Novelties company has all kinds of display racks for displaying your store merchandise. 

We carry displays for your sunglasses, jewelry, toys, bandanas, tee shirts, novelties and more.

Great counter display racks that the customer can see your merchandise better, There is a large variety of display rack large and small,

Spinning and wire counter display racks ,

Displaying your merchandise better can help increase to overall sale totals,

Don't forget our displays for the phone accessories, witch include the display for the phone cords both regular and the heavy cloth phone cords.

We also have the display for the phone head sets with the microphone and volume control,

The large 6 foot tall seven level floor spinning display rack is one of the best selling racks.

We carry this in different colors, like black, white, or the shinny chrome color,

The spinning peg board racks can fit a large variety of merchandise on. These come in 2 inch or 4 inch pegs and can display all different novelty or toy items.

The velvet head display racks are a great way to display hats or other head wear.

Try displaying your cowboy hats or novelty hats and check our the increased reaction from your customers.

Also our hanging wire display with clips are great to display alot of merchandise in a little bit of space.

Hang them from the ceiling and then clip on all different merchandise, like flags, tee shirts, toys, bandanas and other novelties,.

Check out all of our display rack to help you increase your retail sales.

http://www.noveltiescompany.com/collections/display-racks

Looking for an 8 ft inflatable alien?

look no further!! We have them right here in our store!

We have a variety of different alien inflates and sizes!

http://www.noveltiescompany.com/search?q=alien+inflate

We have our popular alien hologram and reflection sunglasses! 

http://www.noveltiescompany.com/products/alien-head-mirror-reflection-sunglasses-8122

http://www.noveltiescompany.com/products/alien-hologram-3d-sunglasses-7522

These sunglasses are bound to get attention! They are super groovy.

These are great for fairs or festivals!

PRIZES too!

Don't miss out on our plush fuzzy dice. These have always been a great selling item. People usually use them to

hang on their car rear-view mirror. Each pair comes with a string and a suction cup. So you can hang them almost anywhere.

In your locker or on any window. This are a great fun novelty item. Put a pair inside your old time car or truck.

They come in assorted colors or your can pick the colors you need. Like blue, white, red, pink, black or purple.

These are plush large 3 inch fuzzy dice. Don't miss out on stocking your store up with these novelty plush dice.

NV048 ASSORTED COLOR PLUSH FUZZY DICE

No matter what time of year it is, the right novelty costume will spur hilarity or fear out of your intended victims. Either way you come off the winner, especially if you catch their reactions on tape. I think we should definitely start a campaign for April Fools in November… Hey, if they can do Christmas in July, why not? Well, Noveltees Company has a plethora (yes a plethora) of novelty costumes for any occasion! I’ll give you some great and hilarious examples.

The Gorilla Mask and Costume

Gorilla costumes are one of the Internet’s favorite ways of surprising and catching anyone unawares (even teddy bears! Eat your hearts out Bananas in Pajamas!) You can hide in a closet, under a bed, in the back of a car, in a hot tub, in a cupboard, in a washing machine, in a cage at the zoo, anywhere! Then you simply jump out at the most opportune moment to terrify your quivering, screaming, and terrified victim! Also they’re great for parties. Everybody wants to be friends with the random gorilla costume person.

Thanksgiving Feather Head Band

Maybe you aren’t for throwing an April Fools party in November, and that’s okay, because another great Novelty Costume is just right for this time of the year! The Warrior Chief Feather Head Band is just what you need to get big laughs at your yearly Thanksgiving celebration.

Santa Clause Complete Suit

Now you don’t have to hire anyone out! You can be Santa yourself this year, providing children everywhere with joy and wonder.

Play Mustaches

Oh have we got play mustaches! It’s our specialty! Nothing can lighten the mood in a bleak and intense moment more than a fake mustache. Hey, you can even disguise yourself and disappear right in front of your closest friends and family. They’ll never recognize you! Well, they might, but not if you cleverly disguise your voice! Give a French Inspector Jacques Clouseau voice a try. Yeah, that’ll fool them.

Much much more! 

Noveltees Company has a ton of other Novelty Costumes like princess hats, fake noses, wigs, leis, witches hats, crowns, hula skirts, feather masks, beards, and etc... Visit us at www.NoveltiesCompany.com to find out more! And like our Facebook page for product updates and special offers! Noveltees Company: Bringing you a world of fun!

Laser pointers aren’t a new technology by any means, but they’re still just as popular as ever. The reality is they’re really useful items if you know what to do with them… and they’re still the closest thing we’ve got to a light saber. But seriously though, why aren’t we funding that? Getting back on subject, there are a lot of fun and useful ways to use a laser pointer.

So without any further ado, here are five awesome ways you should be using a light up laser pen!

1. Stargazing: 

Stargazing can be fun, informative, or romantic depending on the setting. And no matter the setting, it can be made a lot easier with a laser pen. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been with scouts or on a date while trying to show off an awesome constellation or an amazing star (such as the North Star) and no one has any idea where I’m pointing. It replaced wonder and comprehension with confusion and frustration.

All of this changed when I took an astronomy class in college. About half way through the semester my whole class met outside on a clear moonless night, and the professor pulled from his bag of tricks a laser pen. It changed the way I stargaze forever!

            Safety Note: Try to circle stars and constellations rather than pointing right at them with your light up laser pen, that way if you mistake an aircraft for a star, you won’t distract or cause problems for the pilots. This is actually a much larger problem than most people think. Don’t be careless.

2. Playing with Animals (Carefully):

Who hasn’t entertained themselves for hours on end shining a laser light on the ground or wall near a beloved pet… or even a pet you don’t tend to like all that much. That’s the case with me. I used to tease my pets with my light up laser pen… until one fateful day when everything changed. 

Turning off the lights and using a laser to mess with my parent’s husky was one of my favorite pastimes (that’ll teach him to poop where he knows I’ll step.) But one day karma almost literally came at me in full force. I shined the light in small circles across the room, simply watching Boog chase it like the dumb animal he was. I shined it to the left, to the right, towards the wall, and he chased it as fast as he could, determined to catch his prey. Then, forgetting that Boog had little to no traction on the hard kitchen floor, I shined the light from the back wall to the ground just before my feet. The brute didn’t even try to stop! “Oh no!” were the only words that could escape my lips before being bowled over by the happiest dog I’ve ever seen in my life. I still see that as the day that Boog successfully caught the laser light up laser pen.

Safety Note: Be careful when playing with animals that you don’t shine the light up laser pen near their eyes, blinding pets is a real possibility if you’re being too careless. Just try to be aware. 

3. Movie Theaters:

 Don’t be that person. 

4. Laser Light Show: 

Laser Light Shows for friends or children can be a blast! There are a lot of different ways you can use a laser pointer just for different light shows. Here are some ideas you could use: 

-Use different tips to create pictures on the wall or ceiling.

-Shine the laser at a crystal and dance in the countless laser beams being reflected.

-Draw shapes or write words on the wall in the dark and have someone guess what they are.

-Take slow exposure pictures of designs or words you write on the wall.

-Mess with neighbors across the street (okay, don’t do this one (unless you really want to.))

-Pass out multiple light up laser pens and turn on some music, have a blast shining them all around the room, or move some furniture, and make a show on the blank wall. 

Safety Note: Make sure to remind anyone playing with or around laser lights, not to look directly in to them, or into anything reflecting or refracting the light. This could cause permanent damage to someone’s eye. 

5. Presentations and in a Learning Environment: 

They say “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,” to which I respond, “All play and no work makes Jack irresponsible.” Don’t be like Jack. Training someone, doing a presentation, teaching a class, working in design, and working in construction are just some of the projects that can be made easier and more effective by using a simple and affordable light up laser pen. 

Buying a quality Laser Pointer at a Great Price

We have amazing options here at Noveltees Company! We have light up laser pens with as many as 42 different tips for your work or entertainment. Check out our prices, they’re impressively low, and you can even buy wholesale!

Click here to go directly to our website! Like us on Facebook to get special offers and product updates! We’ve got tons of Novelties in stock! Noveltees Company: Bringing you a world of fun!

Check out these GROOVY new tie dye sweatshirts we got in.

http://www.noveltiescompany.com/products/rainbow-swirl-tie-dyed-hoodie-sold-by-the-piece

http://www.noveltiescompany.com/products/pink-yellow-flo-swirl-tie-dyed-hoodie-sold-by-the-piece

We have two different styles. They are extremely vibrant colors.

They are heavy weight 50% cotton 50% polyester.

With winter coming, theres nothing better than to have a super soft cozy sweatshirt to warm yourself up with.

Don't miss out... these are limited time only.

We have sizes small through XXXlg

These would be such a lovely gift for the holidays!